dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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