Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're a waste of cheezeits
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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