3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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