Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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