i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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