We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Randomize
