Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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