its not stalking. its research.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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