my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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