Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it was like eating out sand paper
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.