id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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