I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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