I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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