there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
that may or may not have been my penis.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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