Betty ford says i'm here all night
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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