idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Do vagina's smell?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i've created a new STD.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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