HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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