No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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