What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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