windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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