im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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