I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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