we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
