im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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