You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
