Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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