How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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