dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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