Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't think brook has ever known best
he thought i was a dude.
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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