Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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