he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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