If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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