After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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