You work out of a Hotel?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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