I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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