There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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