they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
As shirtless as possible
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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