problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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