Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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