I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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