It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
its not stalking. its research.
I look better un-naked...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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