That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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