Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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