I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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