I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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