i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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