"it" just moved
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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