Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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