Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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