Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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