I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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