we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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