Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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