I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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