Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.