Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
another moral hangover. fuck.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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